"You have a tissue holder. This is a woman's car!" - Eric
"He walked in barking orders and hurling obscenities." - The AP
"It's understanding that helps people like us tolerate a person such as yourself." - Ferris Bueller
"No matter how much frosting you apply to a pile of crap, you still won't have a yummy tasting cake." - Paul Toone
A few days ago, the garbage disposal locked up for the third time in our marriage. It is REALLY annoying. I was afraid I would have to un-mount it from the sink again, but even then I wasn't sure how to unjam the motor. (What if you have a "really good jam?" How do you fix it?)