"So then she pulls out the pathetic card..." - Mom

"You have a tissue holder. This is a woman's car!" - Eric

"He walked in barking orders and hurling obscenities." - The AP

"It's understanding that helps people like us tolerate a person such as yourself." - Ferris Bueller

"No matter how much frosting you apply to a pile of crap, you still won't have a yummy tasting cake." - Paul Toone

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain